WATSON, THIS IS NO TIME FOR HUMBUGS!

femmert15:

thaliaisaweirdo:

221bbagend:

doe-eyes:

murrehtrishoos:

blanketforyourshock:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

  • draw
  • act
  • pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
  • and is like super shitting nice
  • and it pisses me off
  • and to add it all
  • he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

  • Reads a significant amount
  • Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
  • Can carry out urbane conversations
  • Is extraordinarily humble and modest
  • Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
  • Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

  • his immense, extensive vocabulary
  • the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
  • can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
  • he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

  • play piano
  • play violin
  • scuba dive
  • rock climb
  • ride motorbikes
  • and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
  • oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
  • and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

I also heard he’s

  • a fucking fantastic lover

oh and stating the obvious

  • as was said before
  • this gorgeous piece of actor can 
  • you know
  • actually act
  • not to mention he can do accents
  • but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
  • speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
  • and
  • he’s the biggest dork on the planet
  • and he makes that attractive

i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥

SO MANY REASONS

that in it of itself is a reason.

What about his sense of fashion!

He’s also a huge doctor who fan in case no one noticed, looks damn fine in any article of clothing, and humble enough to make jokes (hilarious ones) at his own expense


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